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I need to find someone to sue because I'm a fat out of shape old guy not making the money I believe I am entitled to. Anyone have any suggestions?
Sara Lee for all the cheesecakes I've eaten?
Chipotle for the burritos?
My school teachers because they failed me?
My best friend because they were my enablers?
The local liquor store who sold me all the Heinekens I drank?
The place I bought the cigars?
Vaseline and Kleenex for all the times I whacked off?
Mirage Casino for letting me gamble?
I need a few bucks.... LOL
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