[God of Thunder]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Okay, let's look at it. And remember, I'm a grizzled veteran of love and loss.



She's thinking it, and she's right. You know it and I know it. Meeting with her will just let you blunder right into her trap. You won't be able to resist. Don't meet with her.



No, she's not. She just wants the ego boost of you begging. She's a woman. Women are different than normal people like you and me. She just wants to know that you're devastated. Your best revenge is to have her think that you moped for a day or two and now you're discovering a whole new world of fun out there and you're now thanking her for releasing you into it.



She's not excited to see you. Trust me on this. She's not excited to see you. She wants an ego boost and knows you'll give it to her. Don't give it to her. This is not my opinion. This is cold, hard, scientific fact.



You want #1, right? You want #2, right? So you'll go with my plan, right? (And by the way, if she goes with #2, you're winning and stick with the plan in the future, too.)



This will work better if you politely blow her off. Trust me on this. The best revenge is for her to realize that you're over her and that it's a real tossup about whether you'd rather go out with her or watch TV. And that it's a no-brainer to not waste perfectly good basketball tickets just to go buy her dinner.

My plan cannot fail. Your plan will fail. This is not opinion, This is cold, hard, scientific fact.

It's hockey tickets......and I am NOT meeting her. I want her to think I am, and then an hour before hand, explain to her that I do NOT want to see her, but I want to go to the hockey game.