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Originally Posted by Gonzo
Bitch is cazy.
You know, Omaha has no good BBQ. The only thing that even comes close is a place called "The Ozarks" on Center. Two old ladies run the joint and they have 2 giant smokers that are the size of a pickup out back. They serve some good shit...
I should definitely start a BBQ joint here. I'd be one rich mofo with all the fat-asses around here. |
Omaha has tons of fat people and nowhere good to eat. It's the damnedest thing. You'd think that they must have good food everywhere, but maybe they don't have good food because they don't have to. People there will just eat anything.
I'm 100% serious. One time when I went there to visit some friends who went to Creighton Law School and wanted Mexican. They all said that the best Mexican place in town was by the Riverfront. It was called "Dave's" or something. It was just some American guy's first name, and it was easily the worst Mexican food I've ever had.
I like Omaha for the CWS and Henry Doorley, but the nightlife, restaurants, etc. are abysmal.