Sure. First he studies under Brady. Then Peyton mentors him for a few years. Then maybe we can send him to summer camp in Pittsburgh to work with Roethlisberger. Then we arrange a semester-long internship with Rogers in Green Bay. Then we ask Brees to chaparone him at Mardi Gras. Then Eli takes him to Coney Island for a hot dog. It's foolproof!
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