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Originally Posted by htismaqe
What is the alternative? Rooting for a new team?
I don't know about you, but until they invent football Methadone, I'm stuck hoping for shit like us landing Peyton Manning...
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It's last call at the bar.
We're trying to cheat on our ugly wife, who hasn't ****ed us in years.
The best looking thing is a horny cougar, but she has the clap.
Meh, **** it. Time to wrap it and tap it.