[loochy]

I know just from the few times I've watched Jersey shore, this has been discussed to the point of ad nauseam...However, and with that said, I'm going to give my angle on this whole doucher.

First off, a broke dick Pauly D is better than a 100% Mike "the Situation". Sorry Situation, but its true, you've had 3 years to prove yourself to this audience. I don't know what MTV sees in him, but its clearly not the same thing us fans have had to witness over that time period.

Another thing I don't think a lot of people are taking into consideration here...when it comes to Situation "picking" a woman, he is probably going to go with the woman that he thinks has the smallest boobs. That is not Snooki. Lets not forget that Snooki was a good friend of his last year that gave 7 BJs in a row before they went to Italy. Sure, they ended the season on a high note, but they are not a good team.

I am having a hard time trying to stay optimistic when the outlook for this douchebag has never looked worse in the past few years.