Ha! This is exactly what I thought as well. From the Clay Travis article:
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3. Petrino blamed the sun in his eyes for the accident despite it being a perfectly clear, dry, sunny afternoon.
I don't want to get all grassy knoll on y'all, but am I the only person who blames the reach around crotch grab for the accident?
Hell, if I was riding on a bicycle and my wife pulled the reach around crotch grab on me I'd wreck. (Note: this assumes my wife would be willing to touch my crotch in daylight which is, unfortunately, a wild leap of logic).
Much less a speeding motorcycle.
Applying Occam's Razor here -- and channeling Sherlock Holmes -- it has to be the unexpected reach around crotch grab that caused the accident.
Has to be.
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