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Cassel makes a list every Sunday:
Things to do today:
1. Shit my pants in the pocket.
2. Overthrow receiver by 5 yards on 3-yard slant.
3. Run into sack and blame it on OL
4. Miss receiver running wide open to attempt hilariously difficult pass
5. Execute epic fist-pump after 1-yard TD pass.
6. ***BONUS*** Hit crossbar on potential game-winning hail mary.
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