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So....You went to a ballgame over the weekend....I guess on every major highway along the ride the US Army had checkpoints every half mile with hummers a crew of 4 and a 50 cal. Once you got into KC there was a Police checkpoint on every block and you tied a colored rag on your steering wheel, side or rear view mirror or better yet you flew a flag of the prophet that best identified your faith so you wouldn't get pulled over at the checkpoint and searched.

Then when you got to the parking area 1/2 mile maybe more from the stadium your car was searched by a dog team to ensure you weren't driving a car loaded with explosives. Then you and your....oh that's right, wife, girlfriend or daughter couldn't attend with you because their really not worthy to attend a function like a ballgame.

When you finally got into the stadium safely and were enjoying yourself I could see where it would be a real pain in the ass to remove your cap when you stood and listened to a worthless song.

Damn America really sucks.....Don't forget cerfew at 10:00 pm you gotta be off the streets.