[Bwana]

Originally Posted by frazod

I've been in hoarder house once. Found this in an old thread:

This house was being rented from a guy in my division on the ship. He was nice enough, but a bit hygienically challenged - perhaps that should have sent up a warning flare. But he invited me and a couple of other guys over one day and we went. Lived in a new house in a new neighborhood in Virginia Beach. Opened the door, and it was basically like that picture, everywhere, only worse. The shock of it was truly amazing. He had a trailer trash wife and a couple of nasty ass little kids, who apparently were on a mission to ruin the place. Not even the walls were spared. It was beyond vile. One of the other guys had to use the bathroom, and said the inside of the tub was black with grime. At one point he asked us if we wanted anything to eat, and I said "No, that's okay. I'll just grab something off the floor."

Obviously we didn't stay long, and never went back. I can't imagine what was going through his mind when he asked us over knowing the place looked like that.

Here's the photo I referred to:

That shot reminds me of an old roommate I had back in the day. He wasn't so much a hoarder, but I'm convinced he was the laziest man alive.

He was too lazy to wash any clothes so rather than do that, he would just go buy new ones. I shit you not, he had at least two feet of stomped down clothes mixed with candy bar wrappers in his room, that he would just walk over. He had kind of a path going on. It looked like a bucket full of assholes lived in there.

The final straw came when I went into his room one day because a lot of drinking glasses were missing. What I found was as vile as it gets! The nasty pile of shit was to lazy to get up and go take a piss in the middle of the night, so he would just piss in the glasses. He also had half a dozen Snapple bottles full of piss. WHAT KIND OF A DISGUSTING RAT BASTARD DOES STUFF LIKE THAT, SERIOUSLY, WTF!

When Scooter got home that night I had a come to Jesus chat and he was gone the following Saturday. I made him go out and buy me a new set of glasses, before I would give him any of his stuff and leave a $500 pain in the ass fee behind. (PIA fee) It took me a week to get that room right, even with everything gone.