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Originally Posted by jspchief

Because you destroy entire threads with your trolling. Just ignoring you isn't enough because your human garbage stench stinks up the entire forum.

And you are lying. You aren't involved in any significant sports and never were. You weren't molested. You just pathetically pretend you were because that and getting kicked in the skull by a mule are the only explanations for your total social reerunation.

Take the frozen pizza off your lap. Set down the plastic Thor hammer. Untie the superman cape. Go upstairs and apologize to your parents for being the basement embarrassment and go get a ****ing life.