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Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop
Sorry dude. Vodka has taken over. Good luck and Happy Thanksgiving to all.
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marinate in vodka
then cook until detroit scores a touchdown
if detroit does not score a touch down,
wait until somebody says ROMO is an elite QB
at which point you turn the turkey over
discard it's tin foil tent,
did I mention the tin foil tent, sorry just thought of it
and cram a can of fosters in to it's nether regions
may not do any good , but male cooking must involve beer
remove when the last announcer finally agrees that dallas has no shot at the play offs again
by that time the skin of the turkey should have reached the texture of jerry jones facelift
take 4 vodka shots from the turkey drippings and declare it done
it's crazy enough it might work