[ChiTown]

Originally Posted by Driving Wheel

Dude...I quit watching MTV long before Britney Spears came on.

Plus, my girlfriend is hot as ****...my ex-wife (hate to admit it) still hot as ****...my high-school girlfriend, etc. You get the idea.

Don't watch porn; ain't got time and double don't care. As far as the 'you'd hit it' remark...you'd be surprised. I turn down offers left and right. I've probably turned down better pussy than most dudes even get a crack at...and that ain't me bragging, it's God's honest truth.

I don't just bang chicks because they're hot; I take the whole thing seriously - love, honor, respect, the whole bit. It's not a ****ing game, peoples lives, emotions, bodies...they aren't just toys. They aren't useful alternatives to masterbation, some kind of false illusion of intimacy to cover up how hollow my life is.

See, I'm actually growing up, becoming an adult. And learning how to be a real man.

Just because I'm young doesn't mean I have to be ****ing stupid.

Sure thing, Omaha.