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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer
There WAS a Santa Claus but I shot his ass. Caught him breaking into my house one night.
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Open and shut case Johnson. I've seen it a hundred times. A fat man dressed in red breaks in and tries to steal some pig semen. Never ends well *as he shakes his head* One thing i have learned over the years. Don't come between a hog farmer and his pig semen.