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Originally Posted by Bugeater
Apparently they're calling for the possibility of fire raining from the sky so I'll have to get there early. I hope you have a covered patio.
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See, I'm not feeling the whole, "Armageddon" type scenario here. I'm thinking its going to be a whole, "As we know it" type of thing. We get smacked with a few EMP's and everyone's back to wind-up phones and they're printing the Sears Roebuck catalogs again.
It'll be a whole "Kevin Costner in a mailman's uniform" type of apocalypse. If that goes down, I'm ready to go. I'll be claimed "Emperor of the Midwest" and then quietly I train my army to take over those wheat-grass loving hippies in Cali.
It'll be great. Sign up now and I'll designate you as head of my "Department of Boobies."