Jesus:
-Came from the tiny-ass town of Bethlehem way out in the boonies
-Delivered his message unto Israel in an unremarkable time (under Roman dominance)
-Was black
-People thought he was John the Baptist
GSIII:
-Came from the tiny-ass college of West Virginia way out in the boonies
-Will be drafted during a largely unremarkable draft
-Is black
-People think he's Robert Griffin III
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