I opened the door one time (slapped some clear eyes into my eyes for some effect) and answers the door.
D bag on a bike: how's your day sir
Me: *sniff sniff* uh ok uh just found out my mom and dad divorced *sniff sniff*
D bag on a bike: I'm very sorry to hear that sir, is there anything we can do to help
Me: *sniff sniff* no there's nothing I told my brother he was going to get caught but didn't listen to me. He caught him and now they both hate each other I don't have any family
D bag on a bike: I'm very sorry, we're all family sir. You're welcome to be a part of our family
Me: *sniff sniff* do you have a sister brother?
D bag on a bike: you have a good day sir, hope everything is okay and gets resolved.
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