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Originally Posted by Alex Smith Fan
I live in wisconsin, so i get it. Its a midwest thing. I have bears neighbors, packers neighbors, they all adjust their life to football as i do. Im just glad to finally find a fan base that gets it. my life is consumed by football. All those dolts do is see alex smith as the failure that was the 49ers for so long. I just needed a reason to leave them behind. I now have it.
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If you're going to be a Chiefs fan there are some things you need to know in order to fit in. I'll add the first ten and others can beef up the list.
1. There was a kicker in the 1990s who wore #2. Don't talk about that kicker.
2. It is perfectly acceptable to schedule vacations during the playoffs. If you want to be safe, maybe hold the first week of the playoffs.
3. When discussing the Trent Green offenses, you must remove your hat and speak in hushed tones.
4. Don't ever criticize a Chief who was active prior to 1971. Minor exceptions to this are that you can criticize Stenerud for the miss in 1971 and you can poke fun at Fred Arbanas' glass eye.
5. Don't mention Derrick Thomas' illegitimate children. And do not say that he was one-dimensional. He was one-dimensional the same way a nuclear explosion is one-dimensional.
6. You may already know this, but we are not fans of veteran free agent quarterbacks. What you may not know is that the last drafted Chiefs quarterback to win a game was drafted in 1983.
7. On that note, we're mad at the quarterback who was drafted in 1983.
8. The Broncos cheat, and Elway was a mediocre quarterback who attained big stats because he was never held accountable.
9. We laugh at the Raiders and forget that the Chargers are in the division.
10. Otis Taylor and Johnny Robinson should be in the Hall of Fame, and Will Shields got stiffed this year.