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Originally Posted by mcaj22
you are going to be new to all the August training camp hype
let me break it down to you
Jon Baldwin will be jumping out of the field in shorts off trampolines making one handed catches
Dexter McCluster will look like the real deal
Allen Bailey will look like this monster
Peyton Hillis 1000 yards rushing!
Cyrus Gray is going to be a starter in this league!!!!
Tony Moeaki finally gets it! great one handed grab in shorts!
Jalil Brown looks like a legit NFL CB! He is shutting down Devon Wylie!
Kendrick Lewis misses practice in shorts with a broken vagina!
and now instead of Cassel "finally looks like he fixed his mechanics/the offseason training paid off" we will have Alex Smith "looks like a new man/has a chip on his shoulder/came to save KC! what a great guy!!!!"
Im so excited
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okay, that was good, and you are prolly right.....no, wait, i know you are right, because everyone is a super star in shorts.