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Originally Posted by DaFace
I wouldn't bother too much. When I was 16, I was in an improvisational acting group that went around to elementary schools and taught them the dangers of alcohol and drugs. It takes a while to figure out that the anti-drug people are largely full of shit.
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Those things scare young Simplicity, though. Fitting name.
Drink some beer ---> Your whole family dies in a traffic accident
Smoke a joint ---> Sucking dick for crack at the truck stop the next day
Pre-marital sex ---> Get pregnant with a set of triplets