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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla
Include a case of Old Milwaukee and you're set.
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Right before every pick was announced, I would stand up and straighten out my sweatshirt and look toward the stage. I might even walk up and stand at the edge of it, staring at Goodell, or perhaps stay at my table but get down in a sprinter's starting stance.
Seriously, he is missing a golden opportunity to become a cultural phenomenon. Everyone loves people who can laugh in the face of misfortune. If he goes home, he becomes a crybaby. He should embrace what's happening like the Mr. Irrelevant players do.