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Originally Posted by AdumbGuy
I expect him to take the NFL by storm.
- Roger Goodell will start fining him for his excessive Pancake Block celebrations
- Conversely, NFL Network will show nothing but top 10 Pancake blocks celebrations.
- Cheerleaders will now swoon when the star Tackle eats an extra slice of pizza at lunch at their schools.
- He will singlehandedly make the word Tackle problematic because while he is a Tackle, he will eliminate all possibility of anybody else making a tackle. Firemen everywhere will be jealous, both from an etymological standpoint as well as a Eric Fisher is now getting ALL the poon standpoint.
And then the whole world will burn, when it is found out that he can play LEFT Tackle as well.
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Excellent post is excellent. 10/10, would read a third time.