[Rausch]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Semi-related:

Once, during a frustrating customer chat with Sprint and after repeatedly giving me incorrect advice while trying to upsell me, "Jeremy" told me he was sorry he could not rectify my issue.

I told him I was sorry about Bhopal.

I went the opposite route when my router went reeruned.

Rausch: "This router went tits up. It works wirelessly but not with ethernet..."

Tech: "(in Indian voice) I'm sorry to hear that sir. Have you unplugged your CISCO unit and plugged it back in?"

Rausch: " Yes. That was the first thing I did. I also completed the next fou-"

Tech: "So did you reset your computer?"

Rausch: "Yes. Yes, I did. I have connection, that's not my problem. My pro-"

Tech: "Sir, have you reset your modem as well?"

Rausch: "Are you from India or Pakistan?"

Tech: "I'm sorry sir?"

Rausch: "Indy or ****ing Paky?"

Tech: " India."

Rausch: "You're welcome. "

Tech: "I'm sorry sir?"

Rausch: "EEEE-THER-NET. Not working."

Tech: "There is no need to be rude sir. I understand."

Rausch: "Good. Then you should understand that all of ****ing Russia, China, Pakistan, and pretty much every country around you hates you and the guy from the one country that doesn't want's his ****ing ether-"

Tech: "*click.*"

Rausch: "*sigh*...Enjoy your intestinal parasites and that ugly hag your parents decided you'll **** for the rest of your life!..."