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91. BossChief
Join Date: 12/26/08
Total Posts: 24,175
BossChief is the most emotional poster on ChiefsPlanet. I do not mean this in a good way. If you broke down your life using percentages, mine would look something like this: 63% drunk/womanizing, 22% jerking off, 9% ChiefsPlanet, 6% sleep. BossChief's would look like this: 83% ChiefsPlanet, 7% brainstorming on how to fit in on ChiefsPlanet, 5% parenting, 3% crying and 2% FaceBooking friend requests to DaneMcCloud. I try and picture how BossChief was in high school and I figured out exactly who he was. He was the guy where...lets say you're out with your buddies like 5 years after graduation and one of them is like, "yo, we went to school with that guy!" And everyone would look at him and be like..."uh, what? No we didn't. Who is that guy?" While the one friend swears up and down he was the one kid in his 4th period who never talked, never answered a question, never moved. Basically didn't exist. That's got to be the worst kind of high schooler. I'd much rather be a Reaper who was the queer girly man that you'd debate on whether or not he was a chick or a dude (but at least you remembered him). Or Frazod, who was infamous for being the guy who somehow tricked his counselor into enrolling him into both lunch periods every day. Maybe even Dane...who was the creepy senior that was notorious for dating the "developed" 7th graders. Probably not Donger, though...he was the annoying little prick that sat in the front of every class and constantly asked the dumbest ****ing questions and everyone wanted to just punch him in the face, including the teacher. So maybe BossChief had that going for him. No one really wants to punch a guy they don't know exists.
Pros: Started 'The ****ing Mob', which was by far the gayest group ever created on ChiefsPlanet. I could only imagine what a neg rep from BossChief would look like. "Hey, you don't look right in v necks!" or "hey, you use a typewriter!" Let's see...(tough to find a lot of pros with this guy). Oh, he breeds fantastic children.
Cons: Thinks he can host a Chiefs themed radio show and be an accomplished NFL GM. He's stated both of these things. He's an idiot.
Outlook: Stop posting with your vagina and you'd be an ok poster. Dane doesn't want to be your friend, so resubmitting requests on the offset chance he may accept is a waste of your precious 17% of actual time away from ChiefsPlanet. Digging through the used feminine napkin tray in public restrooms is a sick hobby, dude. Frazod is fat. The end.
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91. BossChief
Analysis: CP Mock Draft posters consist of some of the best and the brightest football minds on the entire forum. Hootie now has two of them in the bottom 10. You were doing so well, Hootie, but I really can't predict good things for the rest of this list, now. I want to. I want this thing to do well, but you're going to get to around 50 or 60 and realize that you're out of names. Your options will be to put up some n00b, some douche nobody likes that you forgot about in the previous 40 names, or bail out and say "This is boring... I have a life... etc." I'm grading this pick low for now, but if you come out of this entire project smelling like roses, I'll go back and change the grade to something that credits you for taking a risk on somebody you don't like.
Either way, consider this pick your Dontari Poe. A lot of skepticism right now. It's your job to prove us wrong.
Grade: D+