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Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan
I'd rather not look through the past few hundred posts, searching for it.
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Here, I'll copy it for you.
87. AussieChiefsFan
What is with this guy from Australia pretending to be a Chiefs fan? Does anyone think this guy is for real? I don't believe it for a second. It's probably one of fat frazod's mults. Did I mention frazod is fat? I once nailed a girl from Australia, or Austria, or maybe it was Aurora. I was in Chicago and half blacked out. I can't remember. I think she had an accent. Maybe it was a Hyundai Accent. Either way, she was so dumb. Like, SO DUMB. She got a tattoo of Peyton Manning on her back so I could look at him when she was naked, but after a while that got old and I dumped her. Did I mention frazod was fat? He is larger than that pile of Jurassic poo this girl used to leave in my car seat. I would pick the berries out of it to see if she'd been poisoned. Anyway, I can't remember anything about this guy and don't know why someone from Australia would become a Chiefs fan. You'd have to be really stupid to do that. Even dumber than frazod. Did I mention frazod is fat?
POSITIVES: From australia. You have to be crazy to follow this team from that far away at those ungodly hours. Usually by the time he's up watching the game I'd be blacked out in a pile of triceratops poop. Far enough away from frazod's refrigerator he stands no chance of being shot.
NEGATIVES: From australia. Hasn't made a single memorable post. Probably has sex with kangaroos, or whatever the hell they do in Australia. If I lived there i'd probably kill myself. I could never follow my teams and I'd have to watch a stupid sport like soccer.
Did I mention frazod is fat?