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Originally Posted by rico
I'm not a bad guy to go fishing with, homeslice. I've got some good spots. A lot of you probably think I am some sort of giant, yippy chihuahua who won't shut up in person...which isn't the case. At least, I don't think it is.
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Short. Succinct. Then you had to go rico.
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Speaking of fishing and turtles, I am scared shitless of snapping turtles, but we have had some fun times fishing those things out of our pond. Hell, we caught one that weighed 50-60 pounds one time. I remember when we got the hook out of his mouth, my dad put a thick branch in front of it's nose and the thing snapped it right in half like it was a twig. It was crazy. And all I could think about is if I were skinny dipping and a snapping turtle decided to snap at my penis. I think I have enough gerth, to where it wouldn't be snapped in half like that wussy-ass branch, but the damage would probably still be catastrophic.
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You just can't help yourself can you? Still, that was a single paragraph story, so that's impressive.
