Being single in Minneapolis blows. There are lots of cool, intelligent, attractive women here...but they're all married. Since I work long and unpredictable hours, I joined Match.com, and the few women there that meet my standards are probably bombarded by dozens of messages a day. It's like a damned meat market, and I'm lucky to hear back from a small fraction of the people I actually reach out to. God forbid, I am going to have to find some dumb broad to bang?
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