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Old 07-16-2013, 08:51 PM   #1799
Canofbier Canofbier is offline
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Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Minneapolis
Casino cash: $3806981
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus View Post
I don't see anything wrong with that profile other than the fact that it seems she may be trying a bit too hard to come off as spunky and having a great sense of humor..
Things wrong with her profile:
  • Repeats punctuation marks like a middle-schooler
  • Apparently can't figure out how to type "<3"
  • Admits to keeping snacks and toys for company
  • Wants someone to share private shipping companies with
  • Suggests living together/marriage to every single visitor of her profile
  • Creates non-real words like "eachother", and ignores spell check because she's apparently stupid as ****
It's alright, though: her physique is listed as "Slender" on her profile!
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