I'm a serious football fan and I have a serious football question, fellas. Why don't we have a top 5 QB? Serious football answer: Our front office is dumb. I mean...our front office is sooo stupid. I mean don't they know we need a super bowl quarterback to win the super bowl? Fuggin' idiots. How are we supposed to win the super bowl with out a super bowl quarterback? What is their serious football problem? Umm, answer: they didn't want a super bowl winning quarterback, despite the nomenclature that suggests that said QB will, obviously, win the super bowl.
Hey front office, wake up! Here is the plan:
1) Get super bowl quarterback.
B) Win super bowl.
4) I proved righterer.
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