Cain strained his groin checking out Chris Getz's wife...uh, running down a long fly ball to the wall. He'll be OK as long as he doesn't fap for a couple days.
And....
David Lough for AL Rookie of the Year. Seriously.
Also...
Gordon....quit striking out so much!
Hosmer....lay off the outside sliders!
Billay....Have a salad!
Let's go get em boys!
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