[sedated]

I went to some store (possibly DSW) to get some shoe laces. Shoe Laces. Cost like $2, maybe. The clerk asked me if I wanted to enroll in some frequent buyer program. “No, I’ve never been here before and I’m just getting shoe laces”. Well you could save X% on your next purchase. “I will probably never come back here, no”. Well, do you know someone who shops here, you can get them some valuable coupons.

At this point I was ready to either walk out or turn around and yell “is there someone here who can just ring me f**k up for these so I can get the f**k out of here?!”