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Originally Posted by Rain Man
I just view it as a tax unless something amazing happens, like I fall down a well and they rescue me.
I've lately started rounding up to prove to myself that I'm a nice guy, but my tip distribution looks something like this:
15% tip - 0.1% of my tips if the person is a total dud.
18% tip - 2% of my tips.
20% tip - 65% of my tips.
21% tip - 30% of my tips.
25% tip - 2.7% of my tips.
50% tip - 0.2% of my tips on smaller bills, just because I feel like a nice guy that day and the cute waitress touched my arm affectionately.
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I would consider you a standard tipper.
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
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