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Originally Posted by ping2000
That's called suck his brain to get game planning info for week one.
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"Welcome Ricky."
"America."
"Right. Anyway, we're probably gonna be doing some things differently from Andy was. So, why don't you just start by telling us the kind of philosophy/scheme/play design you've been working on and we'll go from there, okay?"
"America."
"Okay...."
*Begins to brush his hair*
"This is long hair!"
"It's very long hair. So, how involved do you say Brad Childress and the spread team is? A lot of read-option work? That might help us to figure out where to start acclimating you."
"HAWKEYES!"
"Uh huh..."
"Wait! I thought of something!"
"Good, Ricky."
*digs into pocket. Pulls out American flag hairbrush.*
"Okay, let's try this. You tell us what Andy Reid is going to gameplan for the first quarter, and I'll give you a cookie."
"Amer-"
"Don't say America."
"Uh... uh..."
"Or anything about Iowa."
"USA! USA! USA!"
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Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 3m
Jacksonville has terminated the contract of Ricky Stanzi.
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