[BossChief]

Originally Posted by saphojunkie

"Welcome Ricky."

"America."

"Right. Anyway, we're probably gonna be doing some things differently from Andy was. So, why don't you just start by telling us the kind of philosophy/scheme/play design you've been working on and we'll go from there, okay?"

"America."

"Okay...."

*Begins to brush his hair*
"This is long hair!"

"It's very long hair. So, how involved do you say Brad Childress and the spread team is? A lot of read-option work? That might help us to figure out where to start acclimating you."

"HAWKEYES!"

"Uh huh..."
"Wait! I thought of something!"

"Good, Ricky."

*digs into pocket. Pulls out American flag hairbrush.*

"Okay, let's try this. You tell us what Andy Reid is going to gameplan for the first quarter, and I'll give you a cookie."

"Amer-"

"Don't say America."
"Uh... uh..."

"Or anything about Iowa."


"USA! USA! USA!"

I lold.