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Originally Posted by sedated
Who sits around and takes jello shots while watching other people’s kids? A couple of beers seems like one thing, but jello shots make it sound like they were having a toga party.
Do what women do – talk behind her back to the other parents until that mother is shunned from the community and develops an eating disorder.
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When I watch kids I just pour vodka in a water bottle.
They don't suspect a thing until I'm vomiting in the garbage disposal.
"I THINK THAT WATER HAD A VIRUS IN IT!!!"