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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud
I have a friend that recently moved to the San Diego area from Vegas. He's a die hard Chiefs fan but bought season tickets for the Chargers this season because for the first time in 20 years, he's living in an NFL town again and enjoys NFL football.
So at the very first Chargers pre-season game, he's heading into the stadium when two security guards/police confront him:
Police: "Sir, you need to remove your wallet chain. It's a weapon".
Friend: "Weapon? It's so I don't forget my wallet. I rode the Amtrak down and I'll be in and out of the restroom and concession stand all night. I don't want to lose my wallet. It has my return ticket, my ID, etc.".
Police: "Sir, if you want to go into this stadium and watch the game, you have to give us your wallet chain because it's a weapon".
Friend: Fine.
Then, he had to go out the next day and buy a new wallet chain.
What the **** is that shit?
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Wait you live in LA and don't know it's a felony to even think of a weapon in CA much less carry something that could be used at one???
Seriously though that sounds like it was MacGyver time. He should have stripped off his shoe laces, pulled out a ball point pen and made a garrote with them. Then said....now this is a weapon....not that pussy chain....
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