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Originally Posted by Phobia
I drove my wife's van to the grocery store last night. It's about 2 miles away...
Today I get a nasty text from her about leaving her on empty.
Really?
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This seems similar to, "Did you eat
all the Oreos [or other tasty treat]!?"
Answer--No, I didn't eat "all" the ****ing Oreos. I might have eaten the last two, but I sure as hell didn't eat "all" the ****ing Oreos that I didn't even know we had until there were only two ****ing Oreos left.