Drove the wifes car for the first time in 4 months. Noticed a knocking sound after 3-5 miles. Pulled over and checked the oil. zip...none...nadda. There is a "change oil" sticker on the windshield which read @ 90k. Looked down at the odometer = 100k. Of course there is no stupid oil...the thing hadn't been changed for 13 flipping k.
And as Phobia puts it, it was my fault for driving it 3-5 miles!
A new engine later it runs great!
She had the gaul to ask me "when they put in the new engine, will they put new oil in it?"
WOMEN