[rabblerouser]

Andy Reid : "Frank, I was perusing teh innerwebs last night between cheeseburgers, and I came across a thread on a website called "chiefsplanet.com" - ever heard of it?"

Frank : "**** Nah, Coach. I be drinking and watching pornhub DP videos and jacking it to the trophy got yo' daddy name on it, ya gnomesaine?"

Andy : "Yeah, well, be that as it may, there are a couple of geniuses who post on there, rabblerouser and Twisted Chief, then there's a smattering of people who are actually cool spread out amongst a cesspool of reeran mother****ers, but that doesn't matter. You know what matters, Frank?"

Frank : "Whaddat, Big Red?"

Andy : "They say you're overpriced, but that you suck at ANY price. That any JAG can do what you do for a fraction of the cost. You know why they say that, Frank?"

Frank : "ForRealForReal, it's prolly since I ain't done shit but get arrested, drink and jack off since the Super Bowl, Coach."

Andy : "Probably. Any solutions jump into that noggin of yours up there, buddy?"

Frank : "Prolly sober up and do more than stand around with my hands on my dick be a good start."

Andy : "I think we are getting somewhere..."