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Originally Posted by Saul Good
She couldn't find your shaft with a ****ing sherpa. I'm pretty sure that ticking sensation you felt was maggots feeding on your festering bed sores. I saw a show about that once. I don't remember what channel it was on, but it wasn't Food Network, so you probably missed it.
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Quite the contrary - she really found it to her liking. Hurt her a bit at first, though. It was almost like ****ing a virgin.
But we can't all be hung like church mice, can we?