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Old 07-08-2013, 10:25 AM   #53
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Not recently, but I do have a somewhat amusing story from one we had a number of years ago. We had an older stove after the Mrs decided to get one of those flat top ones. I put $50 on the tag and that afternoon a man and his Mrs look the stove over and ask me if the price is negotiable. I proceed to tell them that to me a garage sale is about getting rid of shit I no longer need or want and that I have no desire to haul the damn thing to the dump and it sure as hell isn't going back in my shed so ANY offer down to and including, I'll back the truck up and you help me load it would probably be accepted. The fellow smiles until Mrs brain surgeon opens her yap and says, Well, will you take $35 for it?"
I said, "Absolutely" and the husband looked at her and asked if she didn't understand what I was saying....She looked at him like he had been speaking Swahili and says, "Yes, he said it was negotiable and I just talked him down to $35."
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