You can ask Grienke about literally anything...and he'll answer...honestly. It's pretty hilarious, actually.
Who else says things like this, other than, maybe, Jared Allen:
"Mizuno gave me a samurai sword for winning the Cy Young. It’s awesome. … I’m going to hang it up and, maybe, start a collection. Not a gun collection, but a samurai sword collection. If you can do it. I don’t know if you’re allowed."
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