For a quick and cheap drunk, nothing beats Olde E!!!
Check out this glowing review!
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Now I know I'm losing my marbles... I just poured some 8-Ball from a 40 oz. into a pint glass. This really should be swilled directly from the bottle, preferably while standing on the corner in tha hood and keepin' your hoez in check.
In the time it took me to write the first paragraph of this review, the half-inch head completely disappeared. The appearance? I dunno, it appears to be a nasty-ass ghetto brew.
Now let me get a whiff. Oh yeah. Wow, that smells bad. I guess the astringent aroma doesn't really get a chance to escape through the tiny little opening at the top of the 40. Do yourself a favor- keep it in the bottle. Please.
This tastes like something that'll get you ****ed up. C'mon folks- if you're drinking OE for the taste, you should probably be on another website. Here's one: www.40ozmaltliquor.com.
After one 40 (or hell, after one pounder), the drinkability increases tenfold.
Be sure to keep a few extras in the fridge for the next morning to wash away the shame of waking up next to something unsavory (be it a pool of vomit or a scabies-infected skank).
Cheers!
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For a buck, buck 'n a half, you can beat this 40!!
And for you avid 40oz drinkers, here's a petition to bring back 64oz malt liquor!!!!
http://www.petitiononline.com/64ozmalt/petition.html