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Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma
Okay, but I'm having some trouble. The list of equally likely scenarios with the given information includes:
1. He likes taking baths in cake frosting because it feels good on his skin.
2. He is obsessed with throwing feces at unsuspecting strangers.
3. He only masturbates while wearing a koala suit.
My evidence, so far, is he was still apparently being harassed by teammates, including one of his offensive line mates during his 2nd year as a pro and because a cursory search didn't turn up any evidence of a significant lack of frosting baths, throwing feces, or masturbating in a koala suit.
Please help me guide my search.
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You're going to have to make your own decisions. Sorry. (But no, I don't think those are equally likely scenarios and I hope that when you finish medical school you're more capable of drawing reasonable conclusions on limited information).
Maybe we can cut to the chase here and move past the passive aggressiveness. Are you offended in some way because I raised the possibility that Martin might be gay? You won't be the first clown to misconstrue it as some kind of accusation instead of a simple question. Can I take it for granted that you've already read my previous posts on the subject or do we need to do this dance all over again?