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Originally Posted by Direckshun

This doesn't deserve it's own thread. But it should go somewhere:

Tuesday evening a bunch of dudes get together here in Springfield and kick a ball around. There's a local soccer field and I've been lucky enough to join them.

One of the dudes playing is none other than our very own DMAC.

This was a particularly sucky Tuesday, as the field with the short grass was taken so we were playing in tall grass, on a large field with uneven numbers -- and I was ****ing playing on the outnumbered team, so it literally means I'm defending fastbreaks, pathetically outnumbered every time, nonstop for however long.

Once, trying to retrieve a ball and pass it back to the keep, my plant foot hits the earth weird and my knee tweaks. Doesn't feel good. It wasn't serious (I was back in action after a 15 minute writhe-fest on the sideline), but it did level me for a few minutes on the field. I alerted the guys I thought it was my knee and jackknifed over in the grass.

Dude comes up and says "so you'd say your knee went the wrong... direckshun?" and jogs off laughing his ass off. Shiteating grin on his face, as obviously we're the only two people on the field who get the reference. I was in too much pain to laugh, but I fear I legitimately got ChiefsPlanet pwned in real life.

That is a cool story bro. /not being sarcastic/was funny