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Originally Posted by htismaqe
Hammock Parties gonna be here posting on Monday about my Zeus-like voice.
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Hear me, vain and foolish mortal Belichick. You dare compare your quarterback's arm to mine and in my own sacred sanctuary? You will repent your boast and the cruel injury you have inflicted on my son, Mahomes.
Forgive. Forgive!
In 3 days, on the eve of the longest day of the year, your quarterback must be taken to the sacrificial pocket at the edge of the Red Sea, there bound and chained to Arrowhead Stadium.
He must be unknown to woman, a virgin. A sacrifice suitable for the Kraken. He must be delivered to the Kraken at the setting of the sun or else the Kraken will destroy all Boston and everyone within the city. For the insult you have done to me and the cruel injury inflicted on my son, I demand the life of Brady.
In 3 days.
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
