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The "Buff Guy" weightlifter.
Puts a bunch of weight on the bar. Makes a lot of noise clanking the weighs around. Talks to his buddies about how much weight it is and what is max is (sometimes the math is faulty). Gets some water. Stretches a little bit. Talks to the bar, tells it that its getting handled. Gets some water. Jumps around to stay loose. Gets 3 spotters, sometimes 4 in case one spotter gets hurt. Sets down on the bench. Breathes very heavily, pumping himself up. Readjusts his grip on the bar 42 times. Shakily gets the bar off the rack. Big scream. Needs a spot to get the bar back up. Proceeds to tell everyone what he just threw up on bench.
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