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LOL Nice.
My buddy almost took the ditch to avoid a big ass eagle.
When I was probably 12, this cat we had working for us was driving my dad's pickup with me in the passenger seat boogying down a county road where I see some Turkey Vultures chewing on a crusty jackrabbit. So I see them and one is a little slow to get moving, but whatever, the dude is normally a pretty reasonable driver, pretty soon the dumbass dives down into the seat. I'm naturally like WHAT THE ****
"one of those big ****ers hits the windshield, it's coming in!'
"Might be a good idea to, I dunno, SLOW THE **** DOWN"
My unlicensed ass started drving more after that.
It was pretty close. It shit all over the headlight.
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