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Your honor, I request we suspend today's hearing as the counselor is in serious need of some vagisil.
There has to be some cosmic irony when an ambulance chaser wants to talk about honor.
YOU, are the one who said I was a "pussy" "coward" et al, and druggy who is so pathetic as to make a fine Marine. Don't try to Johnny Cochran out of it now.
I know I spend A LOT of time worrying about your opinion of me. Maybe as much as a Gnats ass spends going through its mind when it hits a windshield.
I'll see if Brock wants to work towards helping me be braver at our next Cowards' anonymous meeting.
WE WERE, WHO THEY THOUGHT WE WERE...YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
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