The only thing worth reading today: @
skyrimmom - Bethesda community manager Nick Breckon has asked his 65 year-old mother to sit down and play Skyrim. And while she does so, he's tweeting what she's saying. Maybe not every word, but at least the good parts. Sounds inane, but really, it's wonderful.
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"I keep collecting lavender. I thought, 'Well, lavender has a very calming effect, maybe I can use the lavender on somebody.'"
"But by the time I equipped the lavender I'd be dead on the ground, so."
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On meeting strangers: "I generally wait and make everything daylight because it's safer. I don't know who these guys are."
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"I like the way I can walk around and pick up thistles. All I'm doing is picking locks and thistles."
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"I laughed so hard. I was just killing everyone."
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